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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Lost Pirate: Tony Bartirome

This week's lost Pirate had a duplicitous career for our Buccos. Pittsburgh native Tony Bartirome played 1 lone season in the bigs. Looking at his numbers it's easy to see why.

Playing for the hopeless 1952 Pirates, the 20 year old Bartirome logged 355 at bats in 124 games at 1b. In what surely has to be the worst season ever turned in by a first baseman, he finished with a .220 ave, .273 obp, and .265 slg. Ouch!

Even though Bartirome would never apply pine tar in the majors again, his career with the Pirates was not over. Bartirome would eventually become the Pirates head trainer in 1967. He manned the position through 2 world championships, finally ending his term with the team after the 1985 season.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Perez injury

Sometimes wild speculation pays off, though this isn't the type of pay-off for which I was hoping.

Here's the biggest bunch of BS I've heard all season:

He (Perez) said he first felt the stiffness about two hours after his most recent outing.

Uh, ok. My guess (why not pile wild speculation on top of wild speculation) is that he's been hiding it all season because he was injured during spring training as a result of his lack of off-season training.

In the meantime, Dr. Andrews is sharpening his scalpels.

Michael Restovich

The Pirates have completed their biggest deal of the season to date (whoopee), sending a PTBNL to the Rockies for 26 year old outfielder Michael Restovich. It's pretty hard to judge a deal on the day it is made, and it's even harder to judge it without knowing what you are giving up....but something in my intuition tells me this is a nice move.

Restovich is not going to be a superstar. But he is exactly the type of player the Pirates should be picking up on the cheap. I don't know a whole lot about Restovich, but my first impression is that he's a lumbering slugger type. Let's say, a Craig Wilson Jr. Maybe he's more athletic than I think. If he can handle LF at PNC, the Pirates should stick him there, put Bay in center, and leave them alone until Craig Wilson comes back. That should give Restovich a solid 100 at bats, which is a good start towards finding out what kind of major league player he might become.

Of course if the PTBNL has the initials ZD, then forget everything I just said.


It's a bit late, but I wanted my chance to weigh in on the Santiago fiasco.

My take? Waiving Santiago was the right decision. At least Littlefield demonstrates an understanding of sunk costs. Was Santiago worth Leo Nunez? (Nunez made his major league debut with the Royals last week in case you didn't notice.) No. Did everyone besides Littlefield know that at the time? Yes.

But that mistake can't be undone, so Littlefield showed some smarts and guts by making the right move in releasing Santiago.

Lost Pirate of the Week...

...will be back next week.

Back in town

So I'm back in town and trying to settle into my routine. Haven't had a chance to catch any baseball yet, but as soon as I can stay awake past 8-9 I plan on doing so.

In the meantime, it seems that "What's wrong with Oliver Perez?" has become everyone's favorite game. I speculated (pure speculation) after his first 2 starts that he was hiding an injury. Something just didn't look right. Then he turned in that one masterful performance and convinced me otherwise. Now I'm not so sure again.

In any event, if he struggles in his next start, he should probably be skipped in his next turn or 2. It wouldn't even be such a bad thing to let him get in 2-3 starts in Indianapolis or Altoona. Wouldn't be such a bad idea to give him 5-6 innings out of the pen.

All I do know is that the more he struggles, the more he will press, the farther out of sorts he will get, increasing the risk of injury.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Big win?

Rumor has it that the Pirates had a big win last night, via a dramatic homer from Daryle Ward.

At least that's the word on the streets of London.

In other news, today is election day in the UK. The street are lined with anti-Blair posters and billboards. In an odd twist, it seems that the general population over here is much more well informed about politics than the US, but much less passionate. Even though the prime-minister is up for election today, not a lot about the election can be found on the news or in the rags.

Despite the wall to wall anti-Blair sentiment, he is expected to win by a narrow margin.

BTW, most Brits, if not all, still vote by paper ballot. Why do we need fancy election rigging machines in the US? I just don't know. Or maybe I do know.

Monday, May 02, 2005

Coventry avoids relegation

So, how are them Battlin' Bucs doing?

Across the pond, the Coventry footballers avoided relegation with a stunning 6-2 upset. Shocking.

FYI...if you ever take the train from Pisa to Rome, don't listen to the directions from the idiots on the platform. Also, nobody cares what tickets you have, so just jump a train.


Friday, April 29, 2005

Out of the office: April 29 - May 8

I'm heading to the U.K. and then Italy for a bit of a holiday and won't be back until May 8.

I may have internet access periodically. If I do, I plan on becoming the first person to blog the Pirates from Europe. But if Batting Third goes silent for a short while, now you know why.

Cheers mate. And arrivederci.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Dog days of April

Yes, we have entered the dog days of April. Typically its the dog days of summer, but not when you are a Pirate fan. Anyway, despite the win last night, the slow start has put the entire Pirate blogosphere into a general malaise. Even Rowdy is barely averaging a post per day. The rest of the usual suspects are eerily quiet.

As for this space, I apologize for the lack of quality here since the season began. But there really is NOTHING interesting about this team. There just isn't. It's pointless to add to the 'fire Mac', 'this team can't hit', 'McClatchy is cheap' noise. And I have neither the patience nor the talent to invent some kind of angle that is worth a long thread.

So, what do we do? We wait for something interesting to happen and dream of the days of Bill freaking Landrum. Yes, it's that bad.

And don't tell me sending David Ross back to AAA is interesting. Yes it's going to happen this weekend. But no, it doesn't count.

Lost Pirate: Bill Landrum

This week's Lost Pirate comes to us from the golden days of the Leyland era. Bill Landrum was signed after the 1988 off-season for the paltry salary of $75,000. The then 31 year old journeyman had nothing in his background that would hint at the type of success he would have with the Pirates.

Landrum exploded on the scene in '89, turning in one of the finest seasons in relief the franchise has ever seen. He finished with 26 saves and a 1.67 era in 81 innings as a replacement for the injured Jim Gott.

Landrum went on to have 2 more fine seasons as part-time closer while the Pirates slowly phased in ill-fated closer of the future, Stan Belinda.

Landrum was cut in spring training prior to the '92 season, and was signed by the Expos. He completely fell apart after leaving the Bucs and would only pitch another 42 innings in his career.

Though his stay with the team was short, I'll always remember the straight over-the-top delivery and the huge wad of tobacco.


Yesterday might stand as the most important game the Pirates play all season. Why? Because we received confirmation that Oliver Perez was NOT abducted by aliens and replaced with a less-able replica.

Perhaps his bad start was due to his off-season inactivity after all, and not some hidden injury as I first suspected.

Now that we've got Perez straightened out, what's wrong with Craig Wilson?

Friday, April 22, 2005


Just updated (again) the site I maintain for one of my fantasy baseball leagues.

Yes, I have too much time on my hands I guess. But it's a creative outlet.

Go check it out.

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